Ye Wizard's Guide to Goblin Breeds: A Fantasy Harem Story

****please read all the way through if you need to be warned about adult content

The thing about lost goblin cities is that they were lost for a reason.

Trying to find the cure for Gossamer’s lycanthropy by contacting the plague-demon Pazuzu, Jak is on the run from a pack of wizard apprentices with no sense of humor and magical immunity who want their fairies back. There’s missing alchemist girls, cultist beatdowns, naked bathhouse fights, holy prostitutes who need interrogating and a dark lord’s breeding vat worth of goblins who need their scrawny green asses kicked. Black Jak is the luckiest dark wizard alive… if you count bad luck.

Our novice wizard is back in the employment of the Lord High Executioner of Minandor, and under the whip to track down the lost Eye of the Serpent before she castrates him with a sack full of monkeys. Paired up with inbred vandals, parasitic freaks and mercenary warlocks and forced to follow his ditzy half-succubus step-sister, Jak has one clue to the girl who stole the Eye in the first place. But tracking down the alchemist and part-time holy prostitute won’t be easy because her trail leads into the maze of old tunnels beneath Minandor into the Lost Goblin City.

The stories say that goblins have been breeding down there for a thousand years, turning cannibal and digging their way down to otherworldly elder beings. Mothers tell their children that they’ll get stolen by goblins on moonless nights if they don’t eat their peas and porridge, but nobody believes that… right?

Right?

CONTENT this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where today’s cultural norms and civilization wouldn’t cut it. The story may or may not include Frankenstein girls, jealous freak-fighter boyfriends, goblin man-babies, magical aphrodisiacs and going hard all night to take down the thirsty goblin shortstacks, elf hotties and demon step-sisters who keep… err… raising him from the dead.

This story contains a harem and is an Adult Fantasy novel.